Could the Newbies just be Vacuumed Away? AnusFilter policy enforcement officials should be engaging in a massive investigation into the macroeconomic justice of allowing those who suck most to end up in vacuum cleaners of thier own design. Instead, it's business as usual.
posted by starvedenoughitastelikechicken at 5:59 AM PST - 4 guidelines violated (1 new)

cHeCk OuT dIs bIg-AsS sHiT, D00d?! like wow. heh. FROST PIST MOFOS!!!!
posted by wiggaluvr at 3:37 AM PST - 1,724 embarrassed silences (387 new)

The More Recent, Generous Quantity For Nearly All Objects! Um, what Miguel said.
posted by StevieBestDente at 1:05 AM PST - 58 gentle kisses bestowed upon posterior (19 new)

The New, Bigger Size For Just About Everything! In this article Joseph Schmoe coins the word upsizing. The gap between America and Europe grows ever larger. Your Individual Japanese Minimalist package is now our HeMan Size. Does anyone remember e.e. cummings or still believe that small is beautiful? Hey, is AnusFilter itself upsizing?[via Farts and Spatters Daily]
posted by MiguelGonzalesAndaleAndale at 1:04 AM PST - 17 thrashings of voluminous length (7 new)

The New, Bigger Me
posted by jesuschristthelord at 12:53 AM PST - sins forgiven: 32 venial, 15 mortal (go($sin no more);)

The Roe vs. Wade thread has been deleted.
After much soul searching and endless debate over on AnusTalk I decided to kill the thread. It really was perfect. No violations of the guidelines, no over-the-edge comments, no ad hominum attacks, relevant, fresh, controversial and provocative. There's simply nothing to discuss in a useless thread like that. I've banned the poster.
posted by matts_owie at 11:57 PM PST - 957 positive affirmations

Opps. Sorry. Damn preview mode.
Full Kottke stubble?
posted by y2kumquat at 9:09 PM PST - 119 violations and counting (2 new)

Exsqueeze me?! What the Fark is up with Salon?
And when did Kottke know it? Full beard conspiracy or go stubble? You decide.
posted by y2kumquat at 9:08 PM PST - 0 comments

Exsqueeze me?! What the Fark is up with Salon?
And when did Kottke know it? Full beard conspiracy or go stubble? You decide.
posted by y2kumquat at 9:07 PM PST - 0 comments

This is Mrs. Quonsar. Have you seen my husband? Has anybody seen my husband?
Is this any way to celebrate Martin Luther King Day? Is B. B. King Martin Luther's King's daddy? Did he work for Burger King too? Who really is  King Shit of Turd Mountain anyway? Mrs. Quonsar wants to know. Mrs. Quonsar is hardly responsible for her own comments.
posted by quonsar at 8:42 PM PST - 93 complaints about self-linkage (22 new)